One of my students self-published a tutorial on the proper way to stack chairs because a lazy kid in the band room didn't do it properly once and it's a mood. 🤣

I want a burger with pawpaw!! x.com/buzzfeed/statu…

What the world needs is to send love to the people that have been hurt the most. Maybe then some people would stop hurting others? Possible?

Mental derangements (extreme narcissism, Asperger's, bellicosity &grandiosity) once handicaps now essential for career in politics.

So sad to not be at #AWP16 😢

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@BKemler yassss and pumpkin flavored stuff!

@BKemler also nobody likes you when you're 23

I live my life in the extremes of "life is so beautiful" & "everything is falling apart". Often in the same day. Sometimes the same hour.

Substance, creativity and quality cannot be stamped out. There are too many dope artists in the world

My favorite part of Twilight is when Bella marries the undead monster so she doesn't commit the sin of premarital sex.

love means never having to say you’re sorry you did a genocide