I think I’m finally old enough for Twitter

I keep eating giant spoonfuls of peanut butter and not being able to swallow

New track “Rose Gold” out now youtu.be/sZ5xUtgg5KY

I understood that NY would be way more expensive than Chicago, but why do vegetables only last half as long in the fridge?

Listen up! Strangers in Paradise open.spotify.com/track/148PJ3fX…

Cats named after other animals is cheugy as hell

Is Parmesan a place? Cuz I would like to go

Great joy in listening to DEVO on headphones while making spaghetti sauce