remember the reason for the season

I bring you a gift

oh no

Witchy Wooper

Me 12am October 1st

this year’s birthday concert✨

I would not waste away in margaritaville. I would thrive

If you can’t You don’t handle me deserve me at at my worst my other worst

I do know one thing… 🙏🔥🍾

huge news from my fridge: realized no one can stop me from putting ribena in sprite, so my fun little drinks just got an upgrade

Happy day of folly

Murder Mystery Podcast!

Shoutout to that one seagull locked in on the Conclave proceedings

Exactlyyy

😭🎉 so happy to see Phantom Planet again

traffic on my way home from work already sucks, but now i also have to see y’all be spelled wrong for the foreseeable future

Wooper Snowboarding ❄️ (He's about to do a sickk flip)

So, Field Museum, everyone gets a Santa hat except me, huh? And I'm just supposed to be grateful because I "have my own suite" and am "objectively cooler than the other fossils," right? Wrong. Put the hat on or I'll eat a class field trip.

Joe Kelly has announced the end of his playing career after 13 seasons with the Cardinals, Red Sox, Dodgers and White Sox. Kelly appeared in three World Series, pitching to a 2.03 ERA and winning championships with the 2018 Red Sox and 2020 Dodgers.