PRO TIP: Whenever I'm dealing with an online chat representative for something, I always imagine Jess or Schmidt from New Girl on the other end of the line. They don't want to be there, but the exchange is always pleasant, even if they can't help me.

Is Twitch just a generation’s collective nostalgia for MTV video jockey’s?

I…. I approve. 😎

Moms love to say “well I guess I just don’t get it”

They really tried to show us how good Blu Rays looked by putting the commercial on DVDs

That weird moment in history when a pop artist had “arrived” if they did a single with Santana.

Finished season 4 of Stranger Things. DM if you wanna chat 🤘🏼

After Stranger Things wraps up, I’d love to see the Duffer Brothers tackle a Metroid series with Natalie Dyer. 🤘🏼

Barenaked Ladies is such a band.

I will die riding the STANCY train.

Just now realizing that my voice is basically if the dude from Train had an emo phase.

Just realized Vecna sounds just like Andross in StarFox 64

Imagine being surprised that a movie called Thor: Love & Thunder is silly.

I had a dream where a game show called me at 3am and said, “We’ll give you a chance at $2M if you renounce your faith on live television.” And they rented me a red Dodge Viper for the weekend in an attempt to sway my decision. What on earth?!! 😂

We experience great pop songs like ice cream cones. It’s easy to start slurping those sweet hooks! Then you hit the cone & there’s something to chew on! A theme. Hopefully it’s fresh, not stale. Final bite is a mix of sweet & crunchy that sticks with you. Make it satisfying!!

HELLO LONDON! It’s time to ROCK! We’ll be joining pals MONOWHALES + HELLO KELLY ⚡️ in ONE MONTH + want to see you there. Grab ur tix b4 they sell out👇👇👇

If this is our last tweet ever, the most important thing we can say is that to save the StarFox franchise, they need to simplify it. Also, you are who you choose to be. Choose. 🤘🏼

Worker at the Death Star’s McDonald’s: “Order 66?”