Procastinator? No. I just wait until the last second to do my work because I will be older, therefore wiser.

"Ted: That moment, when you and your best friend look at each other and know what you are thinking and both laugh."@jacobisadie

Helani Blom wane party ons wee myskent? o s kan biki sam @jacobisadie n slag nu bar toe gan!

@jacobisadie ek dink hulle het jou gebruik as die eerste diagnose vir so toestand..verseker. Nooitgenoeg

click a button you didn't mean to click- so you just kinda hold the click, drag your cursor around hoping it doesn't click."Sam Edmonds

"Alan Garner: Going to McDonald's for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug."Sam Edmonds

Some were dropped as babies But YOU were thrown in the air, smacked by the ceiling fan,and tossed out of a window-ugly!harshhh@SamiEdmonds

Everything you want is on the other side of fear.

If I swallow magnets will I be attractive?"Sam Edmonds

"UberFacts: The longest recorded marriage in history lasted 91 years and 12 days."Visbaas #insicknessandinhealth

"Ted: I say "i don't know" to everything when I'm in a bad mood."@jacobisadie

I will carry 17 grocery bags or die trying before making two trips.