Watching Cease pitch

This says anal right?

Cool, we have reached the “once in a lifetime collapse” part of the season.

Me trying to get my cat in the carrier to take them to a routine vet appointment

Bump brought to you by Ben Higgins

It might be time to euthanize Luis Arraez

Guess who’s hitting in the 2 hole for the rest of the season because we lost today after he sat?

I love and hate this team so much

Padres when they hear they have the easiest schedule the rest of the year

Forget the playoffs, the padres have a 99% chance of shitting the bed

Fuck it, let’s lose out the rest of the season. Gimme me more, you sick fucks

“Season tickets will still be going up next year”

Just a friendly reminder: charger lovin is dodger lovin

Gonna be so rad seeing Suarez give up a Rockies walk off tn

I’m sick

Also known as the prostate

“I think it’s going to look really clean”