|| Wow hello, haven't been on here in awhile *coughs* two years

Backyard critter. Someone might lose a head...the head between their legs.

Is sure all of wonderland would love to hear tales of their mighty king...

Tales. With photographic evidence of a King..begging the red head for pleasure.

Such little faith he has in her. She holds all photographic evidence. "You will fail without a Queen."

"Exactly why you'll fail. You don't recognize how important those /insects/ are. Cat is the wisest being in Wonderland."

"I don't recall you complaining when your face was between them." x.com/ofcorruptblood…

Cuddles Cat Pillar "Apologies about him. I'll deal with him. He's gotten too big for his britches."

"He's an ungrateful brat Hare. He was a shy, timid boy when we married. I showed him greatness and my reward is to watch him act as a child"

"You're confusing me for your mother. I understand you simply switched breasts after our marriage." x.com/ofcorruptblood…

"Mirana. You look wretched. Day drunk?"

Pens a letter to @OfCorruptBlood. "You will meet me in my office in three hours. The spade will relieve you of any weapons. ~Constance."

Climbs to the top of a turret on the palace and surveys the land. Crimson skirt fluttering in the wind.

"You're pathetic." x.com/ofcorruptblood…

Is patiently waiting for Cat Pillar in the dining room.

|| YES x.com/wisehookah/sta…

HELLO x.com/wisehookah/sta…

"Chesh. Stop flirting with my Cat."

"No. Irritated. Cease at once!" x.com/paragoninsania…

This made the red head smirk. Ah yes. How quickly she had forgotten. "Yes. A cat between her legs. Ironic that you aren't fond of them." x.com/paragoninsania…