Today is the only day you can retweet this.

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🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨 Man Utd have said they will not sell Garnacho to one of their rivals… So that rules out Ipswich, Wolves and Southampton!

BREAKING:🚨 Everton have been handed a 10-point deduction for a violation the Premier League’s financial sustainability rules. Read more: skysports.com/football/news/…

Ahh Ronnie 💔

BREAKING:🚨 David Moyes has asked to leave his role as Everton manager skysports.com/football/news/…

Currently top of the league 👀🫨

H presenting the Goal of the Season Award Chesterfield FC End of Season Awards

🔵⚪️🔵⚪️🔵 GIVEAWAY 🔵⚪️🔵⚪️🔵 To be in with a chance of winning these signed Jenson Metcalfe boots Simply repost Winner announced Sunday 8pm

My wifi keeps dropping out what’s the Sheff U score?

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Have dem Blayards sacked Wilder yet?

Happy #MarkanDAY to everyone 😍 #Spireites

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🤣🤣 brilliant

What are we doing? #ENGvIND

CALLING IT - BEST CROWD CATCH OF THE YEAR AND IT'S ONLY AUGUST! Two cans in one hand, Kookaburra in the other. #AUSvSA

Aura

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