“These edibles ain’t shit” 20 minutes later:

Me and my homies reacting to each others memes.

Replace the first four letters of both your names with “fuck”. Fuckn Fucke

Joburg farted again.

I want to coach another athlete in March. But just 1 more. Want to get fit, fast and fiiiiiire?

Almost ten years I go, I envisioned having my own weed company. And today I can say that my company Houseplant's weed will be available in California next week! Also, Houseplant is making lovely Housegoods like ashtrays, lighters, and YES, even ceramics. houseplant.com

People write “congrats” because they can’t spell “congradtulajins”.

The church: "Astrology is not real." The three wise men: "We were led here by a star."

I need Doritos to come in the same size bag that charcoal comes in.

There’s more plastic in the cast of Friends Reunion, than there has ever been in the ocean.

Remember when people paid a fortune for DStv, which INCLUDED as much nonsense advertising as it did actual content.

Why does the word ‘circumcision’ have the word ‘cum’ in it? English is gross.

So animal-related cryptocurrencies a no-no?

Just pivot your arm a bit?

And he died.

Check this out! naked.insure/blog/insurenak…

There’s currently a situation on Instagram where the Antivaxx Antiheroes are busy cancelling a Vegan restaurant over discrimination. What.

Ok boomers

The All Whites