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Howay the lads ✊ #UCLdraw

Legend status already. #NUFC

Gary Neville is so salty. Saying his hand isn’t above his head when it clearly is??? It’s a penalty. #ARSTOT

Our Brazilian Geordie - here to stay! 🇧🇷 #BRUNO2028

UNITED! 🤩🤩

We’ve receive a signed NUFC 05/06 home shirt with full squad signatures If Callum Wilson scores against #AFCB this weekend we’re going to giveaway this signed shirt To enter, all you have to do is: RT this tweet Follow NUFCBible Comment favourite #NUFC player (to avoid bots)

Did almiron just try and score an own goal? #NUFC

Another great #NUFC members event...at 2pm on a Tuesday afternoon!? Ridiculous.

New financial year tomorrow. New commercial deals money kicks in. Champions League money kicks in. We are out of the woods PSR wise. Probably as close to Christmas morning as it gets for a pathetic adult football fan like me #NUFC

Harry Kane is fucking useless.

It wasn’t to be… but more importantly, if you are a victim of domestic abuse tonight, call the following number: 0808 2000 247

this dude played a “first to get a ticket” game with his buddy & wait for the end 😭😭😭

Away games just got better 😮‍💨🚂 Introducing our 2024/25 Newcastle United away kit!

Never come for The Menace again. Bloke went on as a contestant because he needed a new back door for his house and shafted Paul Sinha so badly they asked him to be a chaser hahahahah.

Bruno 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 #NUFC

🚨🆕 Newcastle have made significant progress in talks with Hugo #Ekitike. It’s advanced. Frankfurt are expecting a second offer from Newcastle. #NUFC Sky Sport 🇫🇷

Newcastle won’t sanction a deal for Isak unless Sesko has agreed terms. I expect Isak leaves and Sesko and Wissa to join. This alongside Guehi/Thiaw as a CB signing and an unknown CM to join. I also see us going for another season long loan for CM/CB to spread funds. #NUFC

Can you tell us how he died, where, and why?

Someone needs to remind Alexander Isak he was fucking shit before Eddie Howe.