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Learning new things from .@CarolineRoseGiu linktr.ee/hansdickie

yesterday a white dude told me he hopes the moderna vaccine goes through first cause he has stock in the company and I gotta say it felt real weird ordering coffee from that dude

My friend told me she hooked up with her Postmates delivery guy and I didn’t even have to ask why.

*knocks on neighbor’s door* Hi do you have any liquor I can borrow? I’m in the middle of making a mess of my life

Never too late .@CarolineRoseGiu gets real linktr.ee/hansdickie

My mom bought me underwear that says “Here to Party” on the butt & I can’t tell if she thinks I’m a total slut or a virgin.

I don’t know who needs to hear this but just because it’s a Black Friday sale, doesn’t mean you have any money.

Can someone in the medical field please confirm? cc: .Sasha Spielberg linktr.ee/hansdickie

I need someone to break my heart really quick so I have motivation to workout

Mom: should I be worried about your Twitter? Me: no, that’s probably my strongest platform right now

An agent once told me I was a confusing weight and I think about that every day.

I’m hoping it’s a coincidence that the last 3 guys I hooked up with moved out of the country.

I’ve been more delusional than this.

Someone hacked my account and deleted 4 years of tweets. It's almost as if I never went to rehab or got herpes

I actually have to find someone to ask