Someone around me in this plane has been farting the whole time. The. Whole. Time.

The amount that I want to buy from the Anthro Sale is equal to the amount that I don’t trust their sizing enough to buy final sale items.

I’m wasting my 600 tweets a day reading about other people talking about 600 tweets a day.

Still looking for those bluesky & spill invite codes because I have not been aggressive enough in peoples replies.

Every year I forget that Chantel McConachie’s birthday is the day before mine and every year Twitter reminds me because dang, this woman is incredible and everyone seems to know it and I hope your day is just as wonderful as you are!

Remember, if you don’t want to celebrate the state of this country today, wear pink and celebrate me instead!

At least Elon didn’t make balloons on your profile subscription only.

So. Threads I guess. Same username.

So. This is a good sign, right?

Finished The Bear last night and please can I have some more soon?

I spent the past 5ish days finally making a music video for a John Mayer song that’s been in my head for 11 years. I have no expectations for this outside of just getting it out of my head and into reality. Enjoy! youtu.be/o9kTpiuG1do

I haven’t been on here in 2 days and I’m getting notifications I never signed up for. So. That’s cool.

Only here to say the Barbie movie was great and I’ve been vibing over on 🧵🪡🧶 with the same name.

Kinda forgot this app existed and came back to a bunch of new bot followers. So. There’s. That.

Bear Down 💙🧡

Only hopping back on here to share this! We're looking for Social Supervisor to join Barkley! Potential for remote for right candidate - but KC, PGH, Denver or willingness to relocate preferred! PLEASE reach out if you have any questions! grnh.se/a609ba144us