Anyone else re-feeling their teenage angst with this Fearless (Taylor’s version)? No? Just me?

Looking at Airbnb like I have time to run away 🙄

Wish wedding planning was like every other party I’ve thrown: show up and Wel figure it out from there 👰🏼💍

in my experience, ADHD is a lot of mentally yelling at yourself to DO something to do ANYTHING while you sit with absolutely no expression on your face, scrolling through your phone or continuing to play a game or whatever as if you have no control over your body

Yelling at my parents for creating me without a single creative cell has gone well. Anything for a sense of accomplishment.

Instagram being down is ruining my routine of opening Instagram every 5 seconds. Now I’m forced to…do things 🤷🏼‍♀️

I don’t think I actually felt like an attorney until I got my own office plant. I’m an adult now.

Does anyone else decide on new hobbies 5 times a day? New unachievable goals to go with them? Yes, next week I will be a professional cake baker.

“Future Mrs.” In the bio 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

Me, a happily married woman silently screaming “SO CASUALLY CRUEL IN THE NAME OF BEING HONEST” while I write binding contracts

Saving videos on Instagram like I’m gonna sit down and create a fucking wedding cake

You aren’t a cat owner until you get all the way out of bed to switch positions, lest your leg movement displease the royal beast

Hope future clients don’t ask for SAT scores along with my LSAT score

Bo, stop trying to make fetch happen.

So any amendment to my syllabus that comes after the original creation technically doesn't count.... right? x.com/colinjones/sta…

I usually leave spouses out of it, but this Mrs. Mnuchin takes the cake. As in Marie Antoinette "let them eat cake". nytimes.com/2017/08/22/us/…

A DACA recipient died trying to rescue people in Harvey Border agents refuse to let his mom into U.S. to bury him chron.com/news/houston-t…

We will not let Jeff Sessions continue to fear monger. #SessionsHearing x.com/radleybalko/st…

Compassion, social intelligence, decisiveness, patience, wisdom. These are all qualities found in elephants and not found in the people allowing them to be killed for trophies. #NotUs

The Trump administration just told the SCOTUS that, under its interpretation of religious liberty, it is okay to hang anti-LGBT signs in shop windows, and no local or state ordinance can prevent that. Ask yourself if you agree, because this takes us down a dark, familiar path.