my good friend Ned is putting on this show this Saturday and the members of the Explosion are helping. a portion of the proceeds are going to help get our subsidized practice spaces going. come on down. details: facebook.com/events/1768371…

I love this ad campaign.

Good observation by the wife during the kid’s story time ritual last night: “Is Puff the Magic Dragon just going around yelling ‘puff!’ at everyone all the time?!”

Wanna dance to good music that also is interesting? My cumbia band (Don Chicharron) is playing two sets at Tooeys on Saturday. It’s their 10 year anniversary. You’ll be able to do that there then. Detalles aqui: m.facebook.com/?_rdr#!/events…

i think you want a comma in there

I hate pooping places where the floor is wet.

The only reason I wish I had another kid is so that it could beat the crap out of my current kid.

Just bought an Alexa and took a few hours to notice that I’ve been saying “please” and “thank you” to it. Then I felt weird.

Y’all. I have extensively tested this and the perfect microwaved popcorn time for pretty much any brand is 2 minutes and 18 seconds.

HTHP V lineup announced at honkytonkhodgepodge.com - a DIY fest my friends and I throw every first weekend of August in at Colfax Tavern in Cold Beer, NM. All ages, many genres, free to attend/camp and this year with more shade. Come through/help out #honkytonkhodgepodge

My 4-year-old child: “Do kangaroos always hop? Or do they sometimes walk?” 🤷‍♂️

The Cold Beer, New Mexico 5th Annual Honkytonk Hodgepodge Port-a-Potty Saga. A THREAD

Tickets for our New Year's shows are now on sale! We play the Hi Dive in Denver with @kidcongopowers and the Pink Monkey Birds, plus the Hang Rounders. Join us! bit.ly/30blMns

Me: “Why are everyone’s eyes so messed up?” Wife: “They’re fucking hillbillies. They’ve said it several times.” #pbscountrymusic

I know I’m preaching to the choir here, but Tracy Chapman rules.

There’s a lot of stuff I don’t like about Chick-fil-A, Inc., but there is one thing I really fuckin’ love.

Alright, I’m good on the videos of children playing old timey string music front.

Feel like I haven’t exclaimed “they let you in here?!” to any other #dadz in months.

Highly specific, targeted, and important tweet incoming. I would love to be able to play Tetris on my very outdated but beloved circular Pebble Time Round watch, but Pebtris only exists for the rectangular ones. Help me, tgwaste 🇺🇸! I will pay you dollars!

Curt with the ol’ sneaky penis in the Denver Post.