First cricket nets of the preseason done. Aching badly already. Old age innit! Annoyingly bowled well with "pace" and movement so another year off the long run-up at 43.

The most glorious English headline.

Art.

I warned my local lefty buddies about Labour spiv Starmer but they panicked and went short term. He really is terrible ain't he.

Busy year so not been to EVE - Riot Grrrls of Wrestling for a while sadly, but scratching the itch at Butlins by taking the family to #kickoutwrestling. Been wanting to see HARLEY HUDSON🧚🏼‍♀️ in action for ages (hearing very good things) so hoping she's in the house!

Shepmates ft. Cados38 - ‘Fine leg’ Official Parody Music Video

The photo frames are fun. Thanks CD PROJEKT RED #cyberpunk2077

I've always been a big @jasonsanderss fan for the #Dolphins so to hear he's set a new franchise record this year and has joint longest nfl streak 50yards+ is great. Also kudos to our punter Jake Bailey who is getting better and better, including great chemistry with Sanders!

Interesting Fact #435: Wearing a tie can reduce blood flow to the brain by 7.5 per cent.

It's the night before the first day of the new half term which means I will of course sleep terribly, either waiting for or trying to delay my annoyingly early alarm from going off to force me back to teaching for the next term. Lousy alarm.

Got to listen to Miranda Sawyer twice at Faversham Literary Festival yesterday - once interviewing Leeroy Thornhill & once talking about her new book Uncommon People. It reinforced my belief that I can't think of many things better than chatting in a pub with her for an evening

Britain should cut defence and increase welfare. Seriously, we should step back from the warmonger table and take a note from the Scandi table. Stop trying to slap our political testicles onto the table trying to be a big player and just prioritise welfare of the people.

It looks like Mickey Rourke is preparing to appear in Primus's remake of their video for "Wynona's Big Brown Beaver".

Bored? Pining for the old days of popping into the video rental store before BMXing home again? Join us NOW for a short and chill 1980s-based game "Wargames". Vibe before rules tonight at twitch.tv/boysfromthebal… !

Quinn Ewers drafted to the Miami Dolphins.

Yeah boyeeee!

Interesting Fact #436: Butterflies feed on the tears of other animals.

Wait, the mighty Kevin Harlan is commentating on the Dolphins game this week? Definitely the man to break this season's curse!

Pictured: Donald Trump dons full kit (including shin pads and boots) to celebrate winning the Champions League for Chelsea in 2012.