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What do you want on your toast? Peanut butter Rectangles or triangles? Rectangles How many? Eleven Pause while I try to work out how to cut a prime number of rectangles from one piece of toast. Manage it. Present them. Daughter bursts into tears I changed my mind. I wanted five

2012: parents won’t pay for Sky TV in his room. 2018: Sends England through to the next round at the World Cup. That’s quite a turnaround. #COLENG x.com/jpickford1/sta…

2018: sends England through to the semi-finals of the World Cup... x.com/halohoney/stat…

Saw this and thought of @LaFlafster

The irony of French-made blue passports that cannot be imported to the UK because a no deal Brexit means that no trade agreement will be in place to allow the blue passports to enter the UK.

We cocked up as parents last night. Failed to realise how much our 10 year old autistic son loved Foo Fighters. We live in earshot of the festival, and the boychild couldn’t sleep and was listening to them from his open window. Is now on sofa, watching entire set on catchup.

You’re 8 & you go to #MarvelUniverseLIVE... you think it’s AWESOME. You say to Dad the merchandise stand “but where is the Black Widow stuff? And Wasp? And Gamora?” 3 characters in the stage show we just watched. Where are they in the shop? #WheresGamora #WheresBlackWidow

It’s disappointing to see that this is still happening 3 years after Dr. Christopher Bell’s inspirational TEDx talk. #wheresGamora

Where’s Gamora? Zoe Saldana Where’s Wasp? Evangeline Lilly Where’s Nebula? Karen Gillan Where’s Black Widow? #scarlettjohansson Where’s Black Cat? #amyjohnston Erica Lindbeck She comes to see the production? Why can’t she take you home? 😢 #marveluniverse

hey Twitter - can someone get Emma Raducanu her little blue verified sticker? I think we all know who she is now. 😄

Is this actually Jessica Knappett getting slammed into some jelly, or is there a doppelgänger?! facebook.com/reel/122438751…

So apparently we can't stop Truss walking out to our song, very weird! So sad it got used by this shower of a government. BTW Truss labour used it with permission in 90's. I don't want my song being a soundtrack to lies.

Can I please get everyone here tomorrow? Would you show up? John Rankin School, Newbury Who would support? I'm doing this! Help! I don't know what this will look like! Please? For #RuthPerry #StrongerTogether #ShineOn

The highlight at the end of today for all of the team, was being visited by Julia Waters (Ruth Perry's sister) and daughter. This is our WHY. We can't forget why we are fighting this fight. #ShineOn #BurnBrighter

Been listening to Suzanne Heywood CBE's audiobook on Audible UK 🎧 - Wavewalker - Breaking Free. At many points I was yelling at the car stereo in disbelief at some of the decisions adults made. Incredible story, and literally the stuff of my nightmares. So glad she was able to tell it.