For fuck's sake America, you had one job.

All 3 world superpowers are now under authoritarian control, and Britain has cut itself off from the nearest thing to a fourth. Putin just won World War 3. #USElection2024

It appears that Rory McIlroy has gone fully over to the dark side. bbc.co.uk/sport/golf/art…

A definition of the phrase "more money than sense"

Not, on the face of it, news skuM would like to see, but: a) I don't believe it; and b) Too late.

Anyone leaving here because of the new terms of service can't have read the old ones too closely. All SM platforms have always helped themselves to your data and content. It's how they make their money.

Prediction: Trump to pardon Sam Bankman-Fried and make him Treasury Secretary #TrumpAppointments #CabinetOfClownsAndCrooks

The odds of Elon Musk being in prison by 2028 have now shortened to 11/4. #CabinetOfClownsAndCrooks

The question is now not so much "can Australia reach 534?" as "can Australia match their first innings score?" #AUSvIND

My grandfather was called Bert. He could be cold, and indeed windy, but he's no patch on this one.

I'm no conspiracy theorist nor anti-police, but I'm confused. Maybe it's very different lighting/reflection, but in the picture showing a face, isn't the rucksack black? And in the others, isn't it lighter than his coat? Is it really the same guy? #BrianThompsonAssassination

OooooooKaaaaay Wordle 1,272 5/6* ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟨 🟨⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Really, Wordle? Is that how you want to play it? Wordle 1,275 4/6* ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛🟨⬛ ⬛🟨🟨⬛🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

It's a Christmas miracle! Wordle 1,284 6/6* ⬛⬛⬛🟩🟩 ⬛⬛🟨🟩🟩 ⬛🟩⬛🟩🟩 ⬛🟩⬛🟩🟩 ⬛🟩⬛🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

The Smiths

Manchester City can still reach 88 points #justsaying