Would you kill an infinity (cardinality ℵ_0) of humans to save an infinity (cardinality ℵ_1) of shrimp? How about cardinality ℵ_2 of shrimp, ℵ_3?

One thing that influences my opinions about the extent to which technological stagnation is real: Grocery pickup is one of the most significant innovations of the last twenty years — on par with the invention of the microwave oven — and the discourse doesn't touch it.

Don't forget to thank God for the good tweets you've seen.

girl you can fly

Concept of a guy who's losing weight at a strict 50-calorie defect a day. Like he really wants to lose weight but he's not in a hurry.

One of my favorite things to do is to tell people who have some kind of stupid problem or limitation that we're gonna find a way to include them.

A buddy cop movie but they're spies and one knows the other's trigger phrase, which he often uses to comedic effect.

Maybe I'm supposed to become an interior designer.

The concept of an aesthetically pleasing kitchenette

amazing. i was practically excommunicated for saying this three years ago, almost in exactly these words, and now it is conventional wisdom. times have truly changed.

May Heaven heal your heart today like only Heaven can.

Attention everyone: I am tired of seeing this great nation tear itself apart. Therefore, I propose the following as the new, bipartisan Cracker Barrel Logo to end our long national nightmare

It’s also maddening, as someone who’s tried to research this stuff, that there’s basically no distinction made between “permanent organ damage” and “feeling icky for a long time after”, and there’s shockingly little on if the vaccines mitigate it or not.

Dok from what i understand most long covid symptoms are just the typical response to severe viral infections, like if you were hospitalized for Influenza you'd have more or less the same outcome. Average person gets the flu or covid or wtv else and they recover normally

Do you ever have that dream where you're at the Korean spa and you look down and realize you're wearing pants? 💀💀💀