*forces open the door and shines in the light from my phone* hello? *coughs and feels along the wall for the switch, finding it and illuminating the room* damn. Shit got dusty.

A Mosquito has 47 teeth. #ThingsYouShouldKnow

People who daydream constantly each day are better at solving complex problems. #ThingsYouShouldKnow

Banana is a happy fruit. Eating just one can help relieve irritable emotions, anger and or depression. #ThingsYouShouldKnow

In 1961 Italian artist Piero Manzoni filled 90 tin cans with his feces, called it 'Artist’s Shit' and sold them for their weight In gold.

Good moaning. It's 6am and I'm up and filling last night's Kahluahs mug with coffee. Fkn PM has to work. Too fkn early asshole *growls*

Here it is almost hallo-peen and I without my cock-tume. The PM is slipping. Hello I NEED my cock-tume you arse hole!

*peeks in* anyone home?

*rolls my eyes and goes all drama queen* Boooy you knows I get out every night *"Z" snaps* Don't hate Candyman aka Eddie

*runs my hands down my sides all seductively* You know you love this *blows a kiss* Candyman aka Eddie

*drops the drama queen act and goes serious with wide eyes* You Have Candy? Candyman aka Eddie

*glares Candyman aka Eddie for the dumbnuts comment, eyes the dm door and plans to hump a few things as payback, gives an evil grin* Oh I will>

> *takes of at a run for the door laughing maniacally* Candyman aka Eddie

*beats Candyman aka Eddie to the door, slams it and locks the deadbolt the dulled sound of laughter the only clue to the fuckery about to ensue*

*stretches out on my ol reliable tl lazyboy* howdy yall *grins* I hope everyone has been naughty.

Oh Lord *looks around at all the cobwebs and shakes my head* has it been That long?