"Oh, so you like your fingers? You'd rather have them not be bruised and beat up? That's nice." -sabre

I just read "media mergers" as "magic mirrors" I wanna go back to bed

Spanish. You're killing me. Why did I decide to AP

When your sister pronounces Shak1ra as "shack one rah" and then realizes what she's done

Just found out that my contact name in my sister's phone is 'PATRICIA' and I am both honored and irritated

Fun fact: 50% of my tweets are about my sister because she does dumb stuff and it makes me laugh

Junior year so far is like jumping into a pool that you know is cold but when you jump in it's freezing and you sink to the bottom and drown

I can't stop listening to Can't Sleep Love. And when I'm not listening to it, it's stuck in my head. 😍 Pentatonix

Oh god so satisfying to finally figure out what your passion in life is 10/10 would recommend

You know you're tired when you try to log into Instagram with your infinite campus username instead of your insta username

Welcome to the chapter of psychology about sleep, where I will spend the entire time spelling conscious incorrectly.

Carly just tried to use a spoon. It was upside down. She was confused why all the salad was falling off. I'm dying.

"Christianity, if false, is of no importance, and, if true, of infinite importance. The one thing it cannot be is moderately important."

Sometimes the world seems very gloomy, but then you see a West Highland Terrier enjoying a bracing sea breeze.