motion sickness is so embarrassing. like oh no the car is moving why don’t i throw up about it

cdc this cdc that i want to cdc some titties

I am bankrupt but I have decided not to notice

xoxo

these cookies taste so good when you don’t have a raggedy bitch in your ear telling you they’re nasty

depressed people deserve healthcare. and a lil warm day in february as a treat

“make pride merch” me: ok

Commenting ‘nightmare blunt rotation’ on some family’s Christmas photos on Facebook

Nothing makes atheism more attractive than American Christianity

id smoke a blunt with a minion

me as the world inevitably collapses during my 20s x.com/memebiblee/sta…

🚨🚨OHIO FRIENDS🚨🚨 Brock Turner is now living in the Dayton Ohio area on Acorn drive. He IS frequenting bars in the area. DO NOT LET HIM LEAVE WITH AN INTOXICATED WOMAN. INFORM THE WOMEN OF WHO HE IS. INFORM THE BARTENDER, BOUNCERS. BROCK TURNER DOES NOT BELONG IN PUBLIC

my house plant watching me pour water in my bong

when it was supposed to be a good time but u started puking

The Harvard Study of Adult Development began tracking the lives of 268 Harvard sophomores in 1938. It is considered the longest running study on adult life, health, and happiness. Here are 3 powerful findings everyone should know:

When you find out you’re going to have a baby, you get a lot of advice. Unfortunately, most of it sucks. Here is the straight talk parenting advice I wish I had received:

yes, please do enlighten me. email me at [email protected]

obsessed with just going to the store ….. sometimes in life you just have to go to the store. & u can either be like Ugh capitalism and alienation. or you can be like Store😻 that goes for a lot of things

When we say "crime is a social construct", what we mean is that you, as an individual, can go to jail for littering, but a corporation can poison the air, the soil, and the water of an entire town, and no one will go to jail.

damn lisa frank went hard