lol nah I love this mf

Am I supposed to know wtf is going on in this ep of Severance

every morning I wake up and I think to myself… it could happen today. this gives me the strength of a thousand coffees

i just know you’re failing AP Gov rn and your teacher had to call your mom

i mean this but in a mean way

I’m crying

.@corybooker @senbooker your constituent was shot 47 times and killed by Israeli forces. Where’s your outrage? How come you can do a 25 hour protest speech empty of any material objectives but you can’t say one word for your constituent brutally murdered by a foreign military?

holy shit there is nothing that can prepare you for when they cut to the interview

Just watched a recipe vid on Instagram that was sponsored by Campbells and the lady pronounced the p in Campbells

a society where yelling slurs at a child is an unlimited money hack is not a society worth saving

I haven’t been to the DMV since I took my drivers test 15 years ago. You guys aren’t renewing your shit online….?

i dream about ireland like it’s white wakanda

Tinder wants me single forever cause why would I reply to “hey” with this essay?

Complete lack of human empathy and decency aside, why would you ever speak to a stranger who’s holding your food this way lmao

Via heavy production interference?

Not getting a single cent back of the $1700 security deposit for my apartment I lived in less than a year and paid $350 to have cleaned when I moved out

Got so upset about the reactions to the Door Dasher who posted about her sexual assault on TikTok last night that my Apple Watch started recording an outdoor walk