If media is gonna continue being reboots/remakes/adaptations, I propose making the next CW-ified teen show "My R.A.'s a Vampire" and giving me the drama that Disney couldn't Keep the theme song, episode plots, and just let it be not as bad as Riverdale

Just saw a picture of my cousin going into kindergarten wearing a "Class of 2037" shirt and I cannot compute that as an actual year. Am I getting old? Is that what this feeling is? 20 fucking 37?!?!

I’m starting to think that the secret of happiness in being too fucking dumb to realize how terrible things are

The first 14 pages are under 1 year olds. The first 14 pages are under 1 year olds. The first 14 pages are under 1 year olds. The first 14 pages are under 1 year olds. The first 14 pages are under 1 year olds. The first 14 pages are under 1 year olds.

Can I Frankenstein myself a new body? Because this one isn't working anymore, I would like to be rebuilt

Was everyone really taught the recorder as a child? Coworker told me they really played Hot Cross Buns in first grade? I don't know what that melody is even supposed to be and we never had a recorder requirement in elementary school??? This isn't a collective bit????????

We’re just gonna let Israel set the entire Middle East on fire, is that it?

This is not Lebanon. This is not Palestine. This is Syria. Israel is now massively bombing several cities on the Syrian coast. While Western media keeps yapping about Iran striking Israeli military sites, Israel is dropping bombs on 3 different countries simultaneously.

Fuck #Israel🇮🇱.

Y'all ever rip a piercing up into your face? Totally not speaking from experience when I suggest maybe not doing that. Something tells me it'll hurt SO much. Definitely not something that just happened to me though, I would never let something like that happen

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Sucks

Yes that video is real. Yes you just watched Palestinians be burned alive in a hospital. Yes one man was still in his hospital bed. Yes you can still speak up about this. Yes you can change your mind. Yes you can start now. Yes we need you to start screaming alongside us.

FUCKING DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT STOP SENDING THEM WEAPONS

Crazy how Liam Payne dying brings more attention to ppl than thousands of Palestinians dying everyday

AMSR is disgusting. I never want to hear anyone's mouth sounds. Whispering should be forbidden. Do not chew or slurp a beverage into a microphone and tell me to relax. I hate you.

It's 80 degrees in Boston in November and there's no snow on Fuji. Does it really matter if I pay my student loans or not?