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*stays silent*

Is this real...?

Don't mess with him he's gangsta

It's my soggy birthday please don't let any evil alien- oh fuck

Shark, also known as Soggy cat, the famous fat cat who took a bath, has been caught HATING on bathtubs and saying that he "regrets" ever taking that picture in the first place. Here are the proofs: Is this really your idol?

Anyways look at this stupid dat

Sorry for the lack of posts this FUCKER doesn't want to WAKE UP

I wanna meet the mf who said he crossing the arms like gagnam style

Dry... I love dry cats. They lack sogginess and I hate sogginess, whoever considers themselves as a "soggy fan" is an IDIOT and a STUPID. Take a look at this precious creature full of knowledge because he's dry

I hate mentioning tweet statistics but you can't ignore the fact that people like it more when I show appreciation to the dries. What do you all mean by this if you claim you disagree?

Dries rule sogs drool like and subscribe for more roasts towards the sogs

This is what I think of your studpi batfhub and your studpi water

Take a look at how handsome us dry lovers are, simply beautiful creatures. I have no idea what 'other selfie' you're thinking about but it's definitely not real

This video is going viral because of the horrifying encounter the person recording had. They were about to sleep after a long exhausting day until they find this scary creature under their bed, watch at your own risk and remember to check under your bed before going to sleep

Tonight... All the dries rise and take over the world, ending with every single sog until there's none of them left. Happy Halloween everyone

Some fucker hacked me this October this is what they look like irl I'm crying 😭

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We present you the orb of knowledge. This amazing orb has all the knowledge in the universe, if anything happened to it we would be doomed so be careful with it. Go ahead, ask it a question. Only one.

SHIT!!! THE ORB IS ESCAPING!!! Sorry guys no more knowledge until we get it back