They get it

they are brothers

the view driving to our campsite earlier this week

a quiet morning in the rockies

when someone asks if they can pick ur brain over coffee

panic! at the dispo

(squeezing out a gusher over my glass of water like it’s a lemon) wait sorry how did she die

i dont have rizz, i have big brown doll eyes and many unsettling things to say

popped by the thrift on a whim and snagged a set of authentic danish nesting tables 😮‍💨

i act like i'm fine but deep down i'm kinda lactose intolerant

linkedin recommending jobs that I've already been rejected from is my villain origin story

job offers should be physically printed like a scratch off lottery ticket

Found a mint condition omega juicer for thirty bucks at goodwill 🥹 come get y’all juice

met an old dude at an estate sale today who owns a vintage store and once sold a pair of Levi’s for 35k

quitting my job after a month like

Gm! 🦋”I want my wings put on”🐶🫶🏻😂

finding a herman miller aeron chair at goodwill for $15 might have altered my brain chemistry

Is it showing off my brand new lower back tattoo

When someone asks what chappell roan sounds like

this is how it feels to be high at the grocery store