With his current mental acuity, he’d never know the difference. And no phones allowed…🤭

Increasingly this week.........🤣🤣

Who did this 🤣🤣🤣

Dear Mr. Trump, Please let this letter serve to represent that the Board of Breathtakingly Awesome People Who Stay Awake at Meetings is withdrawing its invitation to you joining the prestigious Board of Leaders Who Know That Iceland is Not Greenland. Love, Gavin The Magnificent

Scottish comedian Lewis MacLeod just did a Donald Trump impression so accurate it feels like evidence.

Britain's Trump cheer leaders should hang their heads in shame. eg Farage, Johnson, Truss...

And now…story time with Donald Trump.

BOOM 👇

Did a three-month shift in Paris on the taxis once in the ’80s. Had a laugh with a young lass my age who I picked up on a Sunday morning. Told her about Pollok and that. She never forgot me.

#EpsteinFiles #NigelFarage

"Hands up if you keep getting invited on Question Time even though nobody elected you and you spout non stop divisive bollocks" #bbcqt

🚨 #BREAKINGNEWS I don't want too see any news media outlets not calling this racist by Donald Trump. What a fucking scumbag. Hey Kayleigh McEnany 45 Archived talk your way out of this. 🚨

Dear FIFA, this is the distinguished winner of your 2025 Peace Prize. What depths will this degenerate not go to?

Had everyone forgot that Nigel Farage literally appointed a russian spy as head of Reform UK Wales?

I seem to have upset the Nigel Farage MP fan club - so let me be clear. This man sows hate, lies and division. He is a grifter and a conman. He does not represent the vast majority of Britons. RT if you agree P.s. multiculturalism is great.

Urgent message.

Just me saying the last census showed that a million people living in Britain couldn’t speak English, even though the last census shows 161,000 people who couldn’t speak English. Because who needs facts when your supporters are gullible fuckwits?

Two weeks ago, Peter Mandelson told us he had no recollection of planning to buy a £2m apartment in Rio via a Panama holding company and a Brazilian company. Yesterday we found notarised incorporation documents for the Brazilian company, with Mr Mandelson's signature.

Beautiful. Welldone Manchester.

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