My New Years resolution is to be able to put expert level guitar hero player under special skills on my resume

If I had to use one item to describe my house and roommates it would probably be the Halloween candy bowl on our island that’s only full of Taco Bell hot sauce

The door close button in an elevator is the ultimate placebo

Sorry I’m late, I had sleep paralysis. I really wanted to be on time, but my body just wouldn’t let me

the plan? create a virus that infects the population in order to increase hand sanitizer sales

art students trying to have online classes

Corona got my man Tom Hanks. Nobodies safe anymore.

Is this real life? Or am I trapped in a never ending episode of Black Mirror?

I just wish my family would understand that even on holidays when we eat an endless amount of food for brunch, I will still be hungry for dinner.

True life I’m addicted to checking my email inbox

Pro tip for 2020 Grads: If you can’t take graduation pics with your college friends just recycle your high school ones.

We’re really glossing over the fact that quarantined suburban people have fully reinvented the definition of a drive by

Know the difference.

ICYMI: #AmandaGorman’s poem ‘The Hill We Climb’ in full.

aw so sweet! who wants to be the lucky person to hold my hand today??? :)

Thinking about the person who stole my coat at the bar last night reaching into the pockets I stuffed with potato chips