why did you cancel our plans ??? me:

When you’re losing the argument, it’s time to nyenyenyenyenye

that wasnt very “i have no money” of me

Starter & main >>>> Main & dessert

“I’m starving” “I’m so tired” “I cant be arsed” are the only 3 sentences that come out of my mouth

I can’t believe I’m saying this but I’d rather physically go into uni than attend these online lectures

uni feels like a part time hobby, some days I even forget I’m a student

Save money get skinny save money get skinny save money get skinny

Lecturer: I’m going to put you into breakout rooms Me: hangs up

Made in Chelsea will never ever top the early years. The new kids just don't have the sauce or the toxic vim. Spencer Thee Matthews

Mini eggs are scrumptious

2x full weekend neighbourhood weekender tickets available. Message for offers. Will take less than face value

I feel like chocolate people get dessert and crisps people get starters

I miss my miss pask plz come back

I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again, thank god I’m single because there is no way I’m sharing a bed in this heat