Smoked some Salvia and lived for 25 years as a mounted fish on the wall of a cracker barrel in Hammond Louisiana

I don't give a fuck about making my parents proud all they done till now wasn't exactly impressive either

As an emotional response to everything that's happened today, I decided to get drunk and high.

Cross fading is better than smoking just weed or just drinking tbh

Most of it feels AI generated

I used to be schizophrenic but I'm good now

Superhero that uses a plunger as a weapon and his name is plunger-man

Trying to sound really tough mid bar fight: I could eat the liver out of this guy's ass if I wanted to!

One time I was helping my gramps get rid of some old wood planks he had at his place so we drove to this lumber mill to discard it and I had the pleasure of seeing a rat or something get absolutely destroyed in the wood chipper just a cloud of blood and viscera it was awful

We do things different around here in gay retard land

Carrying the fire of the holy spirit with me wherever I go

Just cooked some bullshit

Remember the awolnation "sail" vine trend?

3 tall cans of coors and a joint would fix me right now

He picked Androgenic as in short for "androgenic alopecia"

Alcohol shakes came back

It's genuinely depressing to think about what fallout new vegas could've been if it had all of the cut content

Snowboarding is the superior and more aryan relationship between man and board anyways who cares about skating

Niggas will live out their existence with a hollow and shallow soul finding no meaning in art or beauty and wonder why they reduced their entire life and existence to productivity