do you think my deleted tweets are waiting for me in hell

a friend watched the truman show recently and said he found it relatable?

had a dream novak djokovic was a distant relative, and we made vegan burgers together, but instead of using regular buns we used really dry focaccias

i got my labubu MFA in matcha writing at dubai university

this is me, if anyone cares

it's cosmically unjust that i will never afford to live in a mid-century modern house

people on the internet who are obsessed with telling other people how to live deserve to be put on the judas cradle

i don't know, man, i think landlords are kinda worse than cops

just made faces with my three month old niece for 30 minutes (she wouldn't let me stop)

it's so crazy spotify is adding messages, we're basically one step closer to that meme where microsoft excel has "stories"

just ate some corn on the cob, and enjoyed how it made me feel like a ravaging animal

i think rich people should give me money, or maybe an apartment, and a car. they would do that with no strings attached if they were kind people.

i wrote a dark fantasy poem for this collection, and it's the first anthology i've been part of 🙏

damn, by this september all my friends will have moved out of town, and i still haven’t figured out how to get out of here

freedom is $1,000,000

just had a nightmare so bad it woke me up and gave me a stomachache, it kind of felt like this spongebob meme

fuuuuuuuck i've been on this site for 15 years, that's so bad

my tweets are so bad even i don't see them on my tl

honored to be a part of cum punk, you can read my poem 'THE PALE PRINCE' on their site now!