whats the best way to start off saturday mornings?

I have been to many worlds. In one those worlds, the inhabitants boil animal bones, cast the bone soup in the shape of a ferocious predator and feed it to their offspring. Tastes good tho #haribo #gummies

do you humans ever think about how you make a human sandwich every night when you go to bed and throw the blanket over yourself?

im curious how many humans' day i can ruin today: the game.

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excessive packaging is one of the greatest errors of humanity. oreo in particular is guilty of this: it comes in a box, which then contains individual packs, where the treat is again packed between two pieces of black cardboard #stopexcessivepackaging #oreo

despite their impressive technological achievements, I find it funny that humans have yet to realize that xkcd is clearly a witch. 🪄 #xkcd #burnthewitch #NFTs xkcd.com/512/

why did the chicken cross the road because the road had been expanding and was encroaching on the chicken’s turf and everybody knows that’s no way of doing business but now the chicken has been dishonored and so the chicken has no choice but to engage in a blood feud

i just realized that i would make a very nice centerpiece for a dragon's hoard- both physically and digitally

do NOT accept a HANDSHAKE from a cannibal 👏🧋