This is like prime 2020 Newcastle here 💀

Tonali 👀

Murphys face 😍😍

HOLY FUCK Valverde 🤤🤤

£605 if longstaff gets booked ……. 😂😂😂

Almiron > Mbappe

Onana is proper dogshit

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Realistically , who do Newcastle sell in the summer to fund new signings ?

Isak > Henry

Marc Guihe is unreal and I’d love it if we signed him ! But , palace are taking the piss now . Plenty of great options around for half the price !

Someone fucking snap Bereton Diaz leg !

This Savio kid is scared to cross a ball . And Jackson is fucking dump still 😂😂

Anyone else sick of nick popes kicking … it’s absolutely fucking dreadful

When’s the next international break …..

Reminder for everyone !! Get the new call of duty code from CD Keys ! Paid £65 for vault edition rather than £100 from the Microsoft store !

Atmosphere sounds dead on the tv ! Any fans gone ? 😅

Pope is fucking dump

If we win this 1-0 …. I’m getting a Dan burn tattoo

I took Fabian 4 minutes into the new season to have blood dripping out his face 😂