Getting the USB charger the right way round first time.

Please enjoy these ducks changing their minds.

Usyk to win tonight. Inside the distance. #FuryUsyk2 🥊🥊

United fans coming to Craven Cottage today, from all over London. #FULMUN ⚽️⚽️l

On a terrible run of form? Did your manager recently refer to you as the worst team in your club’s history?Want to turn your fortunes around with a morale boosting 3pts?Well we have the solution. Come play Fulham FC. We will be the plucky losers for you. You’re welcome! #FULMUN

Valentines gift. Supposed to arrive by the 10th. It went around the boroughs and ended up back where it started. Notified on 14th it had been delivered. Mailbox empty. Don’t know where it is. Thanks ⁦U.S. Postal Service⁩ (I wanted to add the theme tune to Laurel and Hardy to this pic).

So how do three supposed boxing “experts”, all sitting ringside, watching the same fight, with the clearest view of the fight, all see it so differently?! Someday scoring will be done by AI, and human “error” will be done away with. #AdamesSheeraz

Walking down the street yesterday, and suddenly I had a shot of adrenaline and the heart rate instantly accelerated. For a brief moment I was 14yrs old again. If you know, you know…

Dear people who “run” the MTA . Brooklyn has over two million inhabitants. A lot of whom work in Manhattan. Some of us even work in Manhattan at weekends. If we could get to work.. 🤡 🤡

And the results are in. Pure Planter stock. That’s me.

53 seconds !! FFS 🤦🏻 ⚽️⚽️

Walking down my street in Brooklyn today, and spotted this. These should be utilised by local councils back home in N.Ireland. Just so people could be prepared.

So Paddy Donovan beats Lewis Crocker in their rematch. Boots Ennis moves up to 154, and Donovan fights Benn for the welterweight title. Just a thought. Just a hope. That would be a fight!! 🥊🥊

Disgusting.

Before cats walked across your keyboard, they stepped in ink and walked across your priceless medieval manuscript. They’ve always been agents of destruction

4months after unceremoniously leaving New York with my life in 2 cases, here I am opening tonight in a classic Irish play, on London’s West End stage, with one of my idols. Isn’t life strange? What you think was the end of your world was only the beginning. #believe #actorslife

“Social media gives legions of idiots the right to speak when they once only spoke at a bar after a glass of wine, without harming the community ... but now they have the same right to speak as a Nobel Prize winner. It's the invasion of the idiots.” —Umberto Eco

In 1983, a 61 year old potato farmer, Cliff Young, in work boots entered Australia’s most brutal ultramarathon against world class athletes. He had no idea you were supposed to sleep during. He won by 10 hours. Young was sixty one years old when he showed up to the start of

Imagine parachuting down and a kangaroo comes to box you. If you don't have the camera, nobody would have believed you.