Adam Silver sneaking in there

Sam Presti probably just being a little bitch again.

We are the punch line of all small market teams in pro sports. “No one wants to play or live in Utah” LEAVE US THE FUCK ALONE ADAM DAMN

Jazz fans reactions after hearing that the NBA is sending their own independent doctors to verify Lauri Markkanen’s MRI 🗣️

Can’t wait for Adam Silver to say he’s faking it

Happy Pokemon Day to all who celebrate

This game was spectacular.

a lion might lose his teeth but never his hunger

You cannot trust anyone else to make your cereal bowl for you. They don't know you. They don't know your life or where you've been, or where you wanna go. The cereal-to-milk ratio is the most intimate, personal, non-negotiable boundary in human existence. You could be

Forget putting away chairs, the true strength test of a Mormon man is how easily he can close this.

J: they backed out? G: *whistles* out J: they can do that? G: just did J: wow G: love a good back out. No explanation, no story. It’s how I usually break up with women J: so ya don’t do it often G: u never backed out? J: im about to with this conversation

If you score 43 in the first half, as Bam Adebayo just did for the heat, history and the basketball gods obligate you to see how high you can get by the end of the game. I don’t care what the score is or what unwritten rules say about blowouts.

imagine living in miami going to a random heat game on a tuesday against the wizards completely coked out and bam adebayo has 77 points with three minutes left

release the antarctica nuke cut

Imagine being sent to negotiate the opening of the strait of Hormuz and then you have to fight Satan

when it went straight into the funeral scene after they aimed for the bushes

Maul Returns. The all-new series Star Wars: Maul - Shadow Lord streams April 6 only on Disney+.