holy fucking shit, no rational person gives a flying fuck about how M&Ms are packaged. don't you dopey dipshits ever get tired of being laughed at. seriously, get a fucking hobby

Andy Biggs must be impeached.

Girl you know it true. #AdiosSinema

Oralé #RunRubenRun #AdiosSinema

I named my diaper Curtis.

You ever been to Mass Benny? Biden has.

Russian state TV discussed the best strategies to be used against the U.S., which included their idea for killing scores of Americans. They named only one American they did not want to kill: Tucker Carlson. Watch: More in my latest article (linked below).

I see friends less and less on my timeline. Twitter is a radioactive wasteland.

The twice-impeached former president, wants to be Lex Luthor huffpost.com/entry/donald-t… # via HuffPost

Sometimes at night when you’re not there. I talk to you. I hope you hear me.

What if we cared about what happens to the world The same way we care about our loved ones?

I like Agent Elvis on Netflix.

Restore yourself first then others. Your energy heals or steals. Your choice.

"So Stormy says she and Trump had sex only once. I guess if you want the guy to screw you repeatedly, you have to be one of his voters." - Ann Coulter

Printify Your mobile app is crashing!! Help is not available! You can’t even email you? WHY DO YOU HAVE PHONE STAFF!!!

Maybe customer service? Phones?

Your app is broken and you have no phone staff. Right before Black Friday? #badplan

Picture the scene. You use printify but there are is no phone help and it’s almost Black Friday!