It's amazing how I still remember the lyrics of an old song, but I can't remember the things I studied the night before exam.

If only I knew what you felt about me.

when my bra matches my underwear i really feel like i have my life together

I like you because we both hate the same people

How do Ghetto people count? 1) Wahh. 2) Two. 3) Three. 4) Foe. 5) Fieee. 6) Sih. 7) Selm. 8) Ate. 9) Naa. 10) Teh. 11) Lem. 12) Twehh.

When you want them, they don't want you. When they want you, you don't want them. When you both want each other, something messes it up.

I'm shy at first, but once I'm comfortable with you get ready for some crazy shit.

Why do pretty faces happen to bad people?

Me: I'm gonna lose weight. Me: I'm gonna exercise every day. Me: I'm gonna go on a diet and stick to it. Me: Is that cake?

If you smile when no one else is around, then you know you mean it.

Never fall for someone unless they're willing to catch you.

The hardest thing is not talking to someone you used to talk to everyday.

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I don’t really have feelings until night time, then I get sad about everything.

fi yuo cna raed tihs whit no porlbem, yuo aer smrat. rtewete fi yuo aer smrat.

I'm a yoga pants kind of girl.

There is no ‘we’ or "share" in ‘food’.

Saying “oh yea, I remember.” …when you really don’t.

Fine. Don't reply to my text then. I like food better than you anyway.

Have you met my boyfriend yet? Yeah, me neither