My Canadian Tire #AllStarDadJoke is: Dad: what are you drinking Son: soy latte Dad: hola latte! Soy dad!

😂💃🏻💃🏻 x.com/monicaheisey/s…

I was told ​there'd be some coffee and pie behind this curtain. #TwinPeaks

Digging @MattielBrown's album like yesssssss

#yyjaccident #yyjtraffic Was on the hat when the accident happened. Closed both ways and we were told 5-6 hour closure at the minimum. Turn around if you can.

“Depression isn’t a straightforward response to a bad situation; depression just is, like the weather.” - Sir Stephen Fry

Oh, Kyle. x.com/kyle_maclachla…

sometimes. you have to spin in circles. to appreciate all that’s around you

Fire downtown, in the old Monty’s building. #yyj

The #yyjfire at the Plaza hotel as of 10:40am today, Thursday. Thanks, Victoria firefighters!

The delivery here makes this even funnier

🍞Giveaway Winner Announcement!🍞 Congratulations to Giordana Venturi Sarah and Meghan Berdelle! You are the winners of our Acekool Toaster! We have emailed you.😀 Thank you to everyone that entered! The next giveaway is coming very soon! Keep safe & well! #giveaway

Be proud of your zooms of the speedy variety. x.com/dog_feelings/s…

Best of them all. x.com/dog_feelings/s…

Don’t forget to leave milk and cookies out 4 me tonite! #420eve

The fight isn't stopping! x.com/CowichanCitize…

Makes my cold heart grow three sizes. x.com/dog_feelings/s…

i opened a savings account in 2008 with a $25 deposit. i've watched the money grow over the last decade, and though i've been tempted, i've left it alone. now i have $27.96, enough to retire on. take note.