You gotta be heartless sometimes, fuck em

“your package is out for delivery” ok where bc ill meet them halfway

how it feels to exist on a Sunday

why did I actually bust out laughing nah miley cyrus is hella funny

I’m screaming “fck my baby dad” whole time I have no children 😂

Hi Sharks, I'm asking for $250,000 for drugs and alcohol.

i really been rocking with sza for over a decade that’s crazy lmao

My Mom: Your friends can’t force you to drink My friends:

Put those tears to good use

How i feel after pumping gas and taking out the trash

aw man i wish i was skinny *eats* aw man i wish i was skinny *eats* aw man i wish i was skinny *eats* aw man i wish i was skinny *eats* aw man i wish i was skinny *eats* aw man i wish i was skinny *eats*

adulthood is really discovering half your family is mentally ill

i love when he says “gimmie kiss” boy i'll give you a son

Idc if I said “you do you” I better not ever eva fuckin catch you doin you 😭😭

may my ass get fatter every time a man tells me a lie

Imagine having beef with me and I’m just chilling like this

I see why niggas don't like real bitches. I mean why step up when there's a loser ass bitch that'll accept you for the piece of shit you really are. I truly understand