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Geoff Norcott

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"New Labour ministers ... spend their whole time telling everyone how serious and grown-up they are – which ironically makes them the perfect target for jokes." telegraph.co.uk/news/2024/08/2… Nice to have a good laugh - from Madeline Grant.

"New Labour ministers ... spend their whole time telling everyone how serious and grown-up they are – which ironically makes them the perfect target for jokes." telegraph.co.uk/news/2024/08/2…

Nice to have a good laugh - from <a href="/Madz_Grant/">Madeline Grant</a>.
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NEW EPISODE LIVE 🎧 This week Jonathan Pie joins me to discuss… - Labour gloom & cronyism - Kemi Baaaaaaadenoch - Comics adjusting to a left-wing govt iTunes: bit.ly/GeoffNorcottPo… Spotify: bit.ly/GeoffNorcottSp…

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Didn't Starmer also make a speech about the smell of skunk? Now he's mentioning the smell of tobacco. Maybe that's his one political conviction. Smells.

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Down at AFC Wimbledon having a meeting about our comedy night on 27th SEPT- (obviously insisted it happen in the dug-out). Great line-up, great cause - GET TICKETS 👇🏼 tickets.afcwimbledon.ltd.uk/selection/even…

Down at <a href="/AFCWimbledon/">AFC Wimbledon</a> having a meeting about our comedy night on 27th SEPT- (obviously insisted it happen in the dug-out).

Great line-up, great cause - GET TICKETS 👇🏼

tickets.afcwimbledon.ltd.uk/selection/even…
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Looking forward to welcoming you down next month Geoff! 🤝 Buy your tickets below for what will be a cracking night of comedy at our stadium ⤵️ #AFCW 🟡🔵

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First time seeing Afc Wimbledon live this season today. Looked so much more solid all over the park. And Jake Reeves was different gravy, mustard and other food analogies.

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"If we hadn't taken that action we'd have seen a run on the pound, the economy crashing" Lucy Powell seems to think the winter fuel decision is up there with furlough or recapitalising the banks or JFK picking up the phone to Khrushchev.

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Labour need to chill on the hyperbole. They have some valid points, but if you go straight from nought to ‘abyss’ people stop listening.

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NEW EPISODE of my weekly topical comedy podcast 👊🏻🚨 This week Francis Foster joins me as we bicker extensively while discussing.. - Slum landlord MPs - Smoking bans - Emergency Tits iTunes: bit.ly/GeoffNorcottPo… Spotify: bit.ly/GeoffNorcottSp…

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💬 Geoff Norcott: “It’s amazing to have a gig at Plough Lane!” Geoff on a night of comedy with himself, Rachel Fairburn and Ian Stone ON TOUR 2024 at the Cherry Red Records Stadium 🙌 Buy your tickets for Friday 27th September (7pm start) here! 👉 tinyurl.com/muv4m6ey #AFCW 🟡🔵