Inshallah she will be found

You must admit it is pretty funny that the most expensive film franchise on the planet is being run like a floundering daytime soap opera on its 27th season

When I’m the only one down to drink on a Tuesday

All the big boys All the Berties All the envelopes, yeah they hurt me I was 12 when the das started killing themselves all around me And it was normal Building houses That stay empty even now, yeah And no one says it out loud but I know it can be better if we hound it

the concept of elmo resigning

These Coldplay concerts are getting out of hand.

Israel bombed a kindergarten today. Many chid victims. Still silent? SILENCE IS COMPLICITY.

A nice fella. He just can’t handle a drink. An absolute gentleman. What I seen of him. Yes yes the rumours…I heard that but sure you know yourself.

That's the kind of nickname you'd get in Ireland because you've spent over a tenner on a new coat

pronouncing “labubus” like an ancient roman name

i love to read a novel that's so moving, empathetic, and genuinely life-affirming and then look the author up and find out they killed themself with a hammer

you’re calling me a beautiful girl. the thing that almost killed sean kingston.

Not in my chats. Not in the chats I’m living in

we don’t give taylor swift enough credit for single-handedly keeping an entire generation of millennial white women from falling into QAnon rabbit holes

NYT today vs the Onion

I'm "beach body" ready, but only if you include being discovered at low tide by a guy walking his dog