eat guns do arson!!

of course i do!

hmm. i dunno........ why should i??

well maaaybe it's because you're always on my back about committing small crimes? how do i know you're not gonna call the cops on me for havin a gun in the first place, huh?

aw, thanks! can't say i'm a big fan of the whole "eating people" thing myself, but to each their own!

pft, what kinda loser doesn't eat guns?

see, i don't trust like that.

tell me about!! they're so lame.

you've threatened to!!!! and you ACT like a cop

the only cop who's even a little bit valid is my buddy ben. and he ain't even a cop anymore!

yeah, maybe you aren't one, but you ACT like one. same thing.

yeah, they're hard to find.

well, whatever!! im keepin my gun right where it belongs....... in my pile of explosives.

...yyeah, how did that whole thing start, anyway? you just do it For Fun?

you know. the eating people thing. that thing. unless you were joking about that.

ok wait so you WEREN'T kidding about all that??

>=I................... huh.

>=| i wouldn't know!!!

nah, no thanks. i'm already missing parts of my body, i don't need to be takin' parts a anyone else's.

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