Why do we call it "A word to the wise"? I thought we were trying to help out the stupid...

Mentally I am ready for Christmas. Financially I am not ready for Christmas

I'm currently stuck between idk & idc

RT for the freakin' Friday!

FYI - It's never too late to get on Santa's nice list

Watching tv, phone rings, see who's calling, continue watching tv

You only live Spring Break 2015 once so YOLO

I'm the ultimate couch potato, sitting on the sofa while snacking on chips and fries.

Headphones on means please don't talk to me biznitch.

Taking a shower: 2 minutes of washing your hair and body... 28 minutes of thinking how cool it would be to be a superhero...

People say you can't live without love... I think oxygen is a little more important.

RIP Lebron James, sources say he choked in Game 6

That smart kid that will never let you cheat on his paper... Retweet if you know a kid like this!

Screw my alarm system. I've seen "Home Alone"... I know what to do...

Don't let summer be a bummer! Go out and enjoy the sunshine.

\(^_^)/ RT if yay is your current emotion

I would rather cuddle then have sex. If you're good with grammar, you'll get it.

When you're scuba diving and you see Adele rolling in the deep...

What does a blonde and good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

Me - "No, I don't feel like going" Friend - "But your parents will really hate it if you go" Me - "I'M IN!!!"