USA Today coaches pre-season poll: usat.ly/142EmxR 1 BAMA 2 OSU 3 UO 4 STAN 5 UGA 6 TAMU 7 SCAR 8 CLEM 9 UL 10 UF

Big rig collision is not a good way to start the morning...

Sometimes I'm just thankful the toilet flushes... Before the cops beat down the door!

Fail

Full moon!!! I have slept since...

drinking prob

YES!!! I Will Try This Next Easter! ”

The dead aren't scary... It's the living you have to watch out for!

"Jon Sandusky, son of Jerry Sandusky, arrested on suspicion of DUI." If there was ever a guy with an excuse to get liquored up, Jon has one.

Thank god that Giraffe isn't on Twitter... I would go ahead and off myself if it was!

I was going to take over the world this morning but I overslept...

I'm getting a play by play of a buddy getting a vasectomy through snapchat as we speak. It hurts to watch!

I can just see him now US Airways ... more excited then he's ever been!

Damnit Dallas Cowboys Why didn't you get #JohnnyFootball ? You keep letting your fans down!

North Ft. Worth... U are the biggest cluster fuck ever! #YouFuckingSuck