our thoughts on this year’s game: bitly.com/98K8eH

practicing

for things

i got fat stacks

sorry the tweets haven’t been as frequent. we are currently throwing footballs at them tryna dislodge the darn things

why complain about not having a water game when we have a lego game

call me “boomer” if you want but i never had a problem with samanthas, kids these days don’t know how good they’ve got it

at dawn we storming first hq to make dean give us the water game

daen kamen allegedly says that normal type pikemon are a waste of time they;re just birds and rats who have no right being a pokemon

wait that’s THIS weekend?!?!?!

twitter polls because collection of data is crucial to the research process if you could bend any one of the elements (avatar the last airbender style) which would you pick

what if... avatar is real and we’re the ones in a bad james cameron movie

where did you come from where did you go where did you come from cotton eyed joe where did you come from where did you go where did you come from cotton eyed joe where did you come from where did you go where did you come from cotton eyed joe where did you come from where did yo

oh boy i can’t wait for our state championship that’s coming up soon and will be a large gathering of more than 250 people in an enclosed high school gymnasium

how about this season eh

i do not understand what this star wars phenomenon is and i have no intention of learning. i’m just going to watch my favorite movie, Revenge of the Sith (2005) and maybe cry afterwards.

i know our followers at this point are all people who have graduated out of ftc but i’m still gonna say this: dean has lost his mind. dean. listen. you’re supposed to be god. dean, if you’re listening: please just give us the water game already. it’s been years. give it to us.