You get 5. #range

He literally just emptied our prisons into our country.

The “big pharma is a scam to keep people sick so they can make more money” people voting for the guy who shuts down all the research that isn’t motivated by profit so that big pharma has way more power and control than ever is pretty confusing.

this is sending me

Hey does anybody know where the fuck i parked

Controversy aside, Emilia Perez looks like the worst movie of all time

“Marchand to Florida and Carlo to Toro-“

I am April’s fool

If i saw this mid fucking marathon i’d rip it in half and step on it ~low key~

Tis the season of everyone posting a story at Fenway Park every day and me Not Being There every day and getting mad every day

The rocks i carry around in my pockets finally have a purpose

Mentioned Clairo passively and my boyfriend goes “who is that” I love him.

There is a beautiful woman at the laundromat who looks like she belongs in Mamma Mia with long wavy hair and a cute jean apron and my ass walked in dripping sweat in gym shorts and a tank top and she smiled at me and i almost threw up in my mouth

We get it, you’re better than everyone because you deleted spotify this year. God forbid i have a single day of whimsy.

My inability to find peanut butter in a grocery store is astounding