“You fell off man” Me:

the total crypto currency market cap is ~$2.4tn the total meme coin market cap is ~$56bn some of you think we came this far only to come this far and it’s pretty comedic looking to exit my bags when totalmcap/mememcap is 10:1

BREAKING: @pumpdotfun FLIPS Solana IN 24H REVENUE

was going through notes from last year found this might be useful for ethereum foundation

🔥 Base TVL now $6.29B‼️ 📈

Today Ethereum in 1 candle Gained almost the entire marketcap of Solana And you think Solana isn’t going higher? 🫵😂

Happy #Bitcoin Pizza Day! 14 years ago, Laszlo Hanyecz spent 10,000 $BTC($41 at the time, $700M currently) to buy 2 pizzas. At current prices, each pizza costs $350M. bitinfocharts.com/bitcoin/tx/a10…

Unlike the US, Hong Kong may allow staking for spot Ethereum ETFs: Bloomberg theblock.co/post/296323/un…

THERE IS A SECOND BEST

I agree.

we don't deserve dogs. much F. 🐶❤️

🚨 NEW: Mt. Gox, the old bankrupt Cryptocurrency exchange, has moved funds to a new wallet. Approx 43,000 BTC (~$3B) have been sent out already. This is the first movement in 5 years. They have approx. 139,700 BTC (~$9.5B) left in their wallets.

EXCLUSIVE: Crypto trading firm DWF Labs will buy $12 million worth of $FLOKI tokens from the open market and the FLOKI treasury to support the meme coin-turned-utility project’s growing ecosystem. By s trib.al/mxEdptr

JUST IN: BlackRock and Citadel plan to launch a new national stock exchange in Texas to compete with the New York Stock Exchange.

BREAKING: "Roaring Kitty" is set to be a billionaire as GameStop stock, $GME, surges to $67.50/share in after hours trading. If $GME opens at or above current levels tomorrow, his shares will be worth ~$325 million and options worth ~$700 million for a combined ~$1 billion.

Only way to save the market now is to summon the MEGA GCR