That's the sound of me re-writing my newsletter intro

"it's just drizzling, guys"

Reposting my greatest ever work. Mr Blobby in the Virtual Insanity video.

Maybe because every children’s book on sale in the UK is called FAT NAN’S MASSIVE CHRISTMAS FART: BOTTOM’S UP

Don't judge me, for my own sanity I've read one piece and one piece only of US election coverage, it's this, and it's amazing: slate.com/life/2024/07/j…

Is anyone still here 😂 you can read my thoughts on Mighty Mike here if you are. Come for the slapstick, stay for the Architectural Digest ready interiors: squareeyes.substack.com/p/fully-automa…

New Square Eyes featuring Ketnet CBeebies Parenting and the joys of Tik Tak squareeyes.substack.com/p/tik-tak-not-…

It's a Christmas films epic from Tom Phillips and me... Festive delights for young and old alike open.substack.com/pub/squareeyes…