A.Flight Attendant (@flyingstupidity) 's Twitter Profile
A.Flight Attendant

@flyingstupidity

i am a flight attendant for a domestic carrier in the usa and ive come to realize that everyone is stupid. I curse a lot. youve been warned.

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calendar_today21-07-2011 05:30:52

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I wonder if my airline is the only one that has to fucking baby proof the galley because the FAs are so stupid they cant make sure their galley carts are latched for landing.

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Flight attendants have two different jobs. One is to make/keep people safe. One is to make/keep people happy. A lot of passengers ignore the FAs first job and a lot of flight attendants ignore their second job. Both are equally important.

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"weve enjoyed having you onboard" is the biggest lie I can ever say on a Toronto flight. Why are those people so damn rude? Do you not teach manners in Toronto?

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Flight attendants do not work at the airport. I cannot make an announcement in the terminal from the airplane asking everyone to look for your lost item nor can I call lost and found to see if anyone turned it in. I dont even know this airport. Ive only been here a total of 20min

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What is SO HARD about hanging up a phone call when a flight attendant tells you its time to hang up the phone calls??? You act like were asking for your first born child. If your phone call is that important, you can stay in the terminal and keep talking.

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Here we go. So inconsiderate. No one else on this bus wants to hear your phone blastin on their commute into work. Turn it the fuck down and get yourself some headphones.

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"where do I charge my phone?" "this plane is ten years old so... back in the terminal" She aparently didnt like that answer. My coworker replies with... "its 2025, do you not have an external battery with you?"

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Everyone needs to go back to kindergarten and learn how to follow directions. I cant even stand to hear my own phone ding. I'm not about to spend two hours listening to yours.

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The rule of no phone calls during taxi out to the runway for takeoff have been in place since cellphones were invented, how do you still not know about it?

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Love how the elders complain about the youngers with their lifestyles and activities, but when it comes to following the rules on the aircraft about phones and computers, its the boomers who wanna flight about it, not gen z.

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Dear fellow flight attendants, did you know you could save yourself a lot of breath if you just left the overheads open when theyre full until the end of boarding. I will test the full ones when I have time to make sure they will close, but I leave them open so people can see.