oh you updated your privacy policy? very nice. i updated my privacy policy too which is to show you my ass and balls on purpose. Fuck you

Okay, these are getting out of hand.

Lots of Viagra defenders on the timeline tonight. Pumping mens’ bodies full of synthetic chemicals to create an artificially turgid mutant phallus? Deforming God’s design for the male member to naturally soften and wilt with age? Abolish this Frankensteinish abomination

"SORRY BOYS!" your cum tributes of me are highly inept, trite, and bogus. Futher more, they look like dog shit. Do better

Man is very depressed. Goes to doctor. Doctor says, “I know what to do. Very famous clown is performing in town tonight. Pagliacci. Go see him, it should cheer you up.” Man says “alright, sure.” He leaves. Doctor, alone in office, begins putting on clown makeup, chuckling

I just want to thank every league of legends player for playing that shitty ass game so we could eventually get the absolute fucking masterpiece that is arcane

I miss filthy frank