Copy and paste but change what the bunny is holding (\_/) ( •_•) / >🐊

#USAFacts there are at least 3 kinds of trees in Florida

It has come to my attention some bastards in Michigan are putting "CUM" on their clothing. Bold. Fresh. Inspirational. Keep it up.

Memphis

i am losing my mind this is a parody account my guy

State of Florida @FloridaNewsNow_ Ian #hurricaneian due to bring damage to #Florida, and could also bring widespread impacts to the #East #Coast. #Surfers like these #storms, if they only bring big #waves. Nobody wants to see damages or #Death. accuweather.com/en/hurricane/e…

penis

no but seriously if one person can be ceo of 3 companies at once, ceos must do fuckall. what are they even paid to do? breathe?

ohhhh i see so free speech includes slurs and hate speech but not making fun of elon. ok

just unanimously passed a bill to give the gators voting rights! #freedom

This just in: Elon Musk proudly admitted to always turning and smelling his shit before flushing the toilet! What a wonderful example of #FreedomOfSpeech

So glad to be here with you all as we watch elongated muskrat unveil the new #Twitter: #Shitter

penis

Your mother so stroganoff she beef!

no wait

Your mother so beef she stroganoff!

why do people think im real when my banner is donkey kong

can we kill the shitheads steering this cuntry yet or

well, obviously. mario is in an on-again-off-again something with bowser and peach is just covered in women